“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
*gets a compliment*
This is apparently coming out in 3 days.
In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think
I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.
It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.
I’m just glad nobody was near me.
Only reason I want an Android phone, tbqh.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story
I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.
The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.
So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.
*me as a parent*
son: I got an A on my exam
me: fukin nerd
one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”
Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors
- Because you wanna
- Being punk rock
- Looking hella cute
- Small children’s reactions
I don’t under stand racism
because people are like eggs
some have light shells and some have dark shells
but there’s no point differentiating them
because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty their guts on the frying pan
Wait until the vegans find this.
I’m going to chose about 50 people max who reblog this and are following me and have their submit open and ill send them a form they complete and ill pair them with another blog based off their responses.
IF YOU ARE IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM REBLOG THIS IT WILL MAKE SENSE LATER JUST DO IT